I totally read his answer as “self-milking” and went “…OH.” And then I reread it, and I went “OH.”
You are completely not the only one who read it that way initially. Kept trying to figure out what the hell else he meant.
Ok, thank God I’m not the only one. I didn’t see this post before mentioning it myself…
dear God.. we are a bunch of dirty pervs aren’t we..
I would gladly help him milk himself though, no need to handle it all on his own.